Two Bad Things About Today's Texans Game

"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
12/01/2013 at 19:23 • Filed to: Disappointment

The first: that Tom "Gisele's Personal Purse Holder" Brady beat my hometown team. The second: the team parking lot still lacks car porn. The only three vehicles worth mentioning?

Two 2014 Range Rovers and one white RR Ghost. Otherwise, it looked like any other suburban mall parking lot.

Bastards.

DISCUSSION (20)

Manuél Ferrari > PatBateman
12/01/2013 at 19:27

I would be Gisele's personal purse holder anyday ;)

EL_ULY > PatBateman
12/01/2013 at 19:27

agreed :(

Go Rockets !!!

PatBateman > Manuél Ferrari
12/01/2013 at 19:29

I bet Dan Marino or Brett Favre don't hold their wives' purses.

PatBateman > EL_ULY
12/01/2013 at 19:30

I have DirecTV. No Rockets (or (L)Astros) games for me.

Manuél Ferrari > PatBateman
12/01/2013 at 19:31

Nope. Their wives aren't nearly as hot though!

JK of course, I wouldn't hold my wife's purse for her no matter how hot she was. That would be super emasculating.

Look on the bright side - you seem to have your QB for next year. I saw some of the game and he played pretty well. Can't believe how well he throws while on the run

Leadbull > PatBateman
12/01/2013 at 19:31

You guys put up a heck of a fight.

PatBateman > Manuél Ferrari
12/01/2013 at 19:31

Also, he's a toe licker.

Don't ask me how I know.

Manuél Ferrari > PatBateman
12/01/2013 at 19:32

but now i'm curious! how do you know?

PatBateman > Leadbull
12/01/2013 at 19:34

Yeah, they did, but still wound up with the "L". The 10th "L" in a row.

Also, I was on TV. I did not look happy when the camera had me in its sight.

PatBateman > Manuél Ferrari
12/01/2013 at 19:35

looks around for anyone listening in

I have hidden cameras in his house.

Manuél Ferrari > PatBateman
12/01/2013 at 19:37

lol

if you have footage of giselle naked i want to see :)

EL_ULY > PatBateman
12/01/2013 at 19:39

I have Comcast but dont have a trillion moneyz to get the package with CSN

PatBateman > Manuél Ferrari
12/01/2013 at 19:40

Keenum is great. He's a gunslinger with a cannon for a right arm. BUT, speculation is that we will clean house on all of our coaches and pick up a new QB in the draft. I personally think we should keep Wade Phillips as Defensive Coordinator and pick up Alabama Safety Clinton-Dix as our first selection (keeping Keenum under center next year), but I don't run the team.

Sucks.

PatBateman > Manuél Ferrari
12/01/2013 at 19:41

Gisele actually is a hermaphro...

I'VE SAID TOO MUCH!!!

PatBateman > EL_ULY
12/01/2013 at 19:48

I have the NFL Sunday ticket, but it's a waste since half of the Sundays I'm at the game, the other half I'm out of town.

Manuél Ferrari > PatBateman
12/01/2013 at 19:55

Your plan is exactly what they should do. Wade Phillips is a good Defensive Coordinator. The QB has promise and high draft picks should be spent elsewhere.

They could always use their later round draft picks to grab an extra QB. Picking QBs in the first round is such a crapshoot anyhow. Looking back now Russell Wilson was a much better pick than RGIII. If I was running a team I wouldn't use a first round pick on a QB unless I was picking first and there was a clear cut franchise QB in the draft.

Manuél Ferrari > PatBateman
12/01/2013 at 19:56

LOL

PatBateman > Manuél Ferrari
12/01/2013 at 20:08

The new head coach will get to pick if they want to keep Keenum and Wade. Most new head coaches will want to bring in their own guys for coordinator spots, though. They'll also probably want a nice, new, shiny early 1st round draft pick as their new QB. Texans fans, however, will always remember our very first draft pick (David Carr) and cringe at that thought.

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > PatBateman
12/01/2013 at 20:14

LOL

Manuél Ferrari > PatBateman
12/01/2013 at 20:58

It's funny because even though their record is bad the Texans could be a playoff team again next year without overhauling the entire system. Your defense has been great. You just started the year with a QB who played bad and then lost his confidence. It happens.

Atlanta's issues seem to be harder to fix without major changes, IMO. Their defense can't stop anybody. Their offense has fallen off from where it used to be. I'd rather be a Texans fan than a Falcons fan right now. Especially when you look at the competition in Atlanta's division. The Saints and Panthers are playing great right now.